OBLIGATORY ‘AUS I REALLY WANT’ POST

tinytmas:

moyaofthemist:

frostlawyer:

frostlawyer:

  • incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
  • police procedural AU
  • bookstore AU
  • reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
  • platonic living together AU
  • lawyers AU
  • stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
  • sent to live with cousins AU
  • pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
  • teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
  • pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
  • forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
  • law school AU

HERE HAVE SOME MORE

  • on the same college tour AU
  • trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
  • forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
  • DOCTORS AU
  • medical school AU
  • ride the same bus together literally every day AU
  • vet clinic AU
  • 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
  • college professors AU
  • on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

is it okay if I add some

  • met at a ren faire AU
  • sat next to each other on a roller coaster AU
  • got locked out of dorm room AU
  • camping in the same area AU
  • hurricane during a beach trip AU
  • met at a card game competition AU
  • kids go to the same school AU
  • little kids getting way too caught up in make-believe AU
  • got involved in a heated game of Smash Bros. at a con AU
  • cosplayed as the same character AU

hello yes here’s more

  • snowed in AU
  • lives alone in the woods by a waterfall and finds a confused lost person walking around AU
  • fighting a squirrel AU
  • finding a puppy on the side of the road AU
  • asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night and the other one sings to calm them down AU
  • spy AU
  • con artists AU
  • grew up as best friends but you got hot over the summer can i touch ur biceps AU
  • war prisoner/captor who lets them go but they want to stay AU
  • scared of flying AU
  • x-men with powers of fire and ice AU
  • your dog likes my dog you should date me or something idk i mean it’s only appropriate AU
  • photograper/actor AU
  • repairman AU
  • strip club AU
  • surfer AU
  • private security AU

ohsuomi:

TALKING ABOUT YOUR OTP MOre LIKE

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

nogogami:

girls that are stronger than their wimpy boyfriends

tickatocka:

i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did wonder when my friend got two cats but i didn’t question it) so now i’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin” au

weloveshortvideos:

That annoying couple at school… 

Vine by Thomas Sanders

vagiants:

real friends hit each other’s prostate 

pacificpikachu:

These two are just the cutest little lovey-dovey pigeons. The big gray one is Petra (female) and the little white one is Penby (male).

attabe:

that’s a nice ship you have there but do they punch each other in the face

ragehappyhunter:

no but really why dont we make a bigger deal about polyamory dont you all realize how cute it is just imagine

  • all of them sharing a bed
  • morning routines
  • sharing baths!!!!
  • literally the love btwn 3 or more people
  • shopping
  • no love triangle just lOVE
  • all ur AUs get 10x cuter

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

kevingelion:

date a girl that can beat the shit out of you


Posy ring with pictogram inscription, ‘Two hands, one heart, Till death us part.’ Made in England in the 17th century (source).

Posy ring with pictogram inscription, ‘Two hands, one heart, Till death us part.’ Made in England in the 17th century (source).

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you